Author Archives: Tony Johnston

Internet Explorer error message for WMD

You’ve probably seen IE’s famous “404” error message every time you’ve made a
typo when entering a Web address. Now Anthony Cox,
a British blogger, has created an error message for our times: “These
Weapons of Mass Destruction Cannot Be Displayed.”

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You can fix XP’s slow discovery of other computers

In the June 19
issue of Brian’s Buzz, I reported on Alan Chattaway’s success
in solving Windows XP’s extreme slowness in copying files to
(and printing to printers attached to) non-XP computers.
The cure involved replacing a network hub with a switch.

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Sean Connery looks great on Iranian money

There’s talk of printing new currency for the shell-shocked nation of Iraq.
Perhaps the new design that’s floating around the Internet for Iran’s
cash will show the way. The wags at Aref-adib.com, a blog on Iranian
politics, have published a picture of
Sean Connery,
left, gracing a new-style Iranian bill, enscribed in Arabic, of course.
With his white beard, the actor looks just like an ayatollah. The site also
shows what Iranian money would look like if its revered leader was
George W. Bush.
But that’s a bit too close to the heart of the matter for some tastes.

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Register now for the 3rd Annual Nigerian E-Mail Conference

You’re sure to learn business tips aplenty at this fall’s Nigerian E-Mail
Conference, scheduled for the Abuja Sheraton Hotel (photo, left)
in Nigeria’s new capital city. The conference’s Web site describes
many valuable workshops, including “Those Pesky E-Mail Headers” and
“Grammatical Errors: What’s the Optimal Number?”
It’s all a put-on, of course, engineered the J-Walk humor blog of
prolific author John Walkenback. Guaranteed to offend all Nigerians.
My thanks to reader Maurice Fuller for helping me find this.

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