One of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in weeks is a Web page
that simply lists, in lines of plain text, reason after reason that
every proposal to eliminate
spam won’t work. The page begins as a response
to a Usenet posting: “Your post advocates a ( ) technical
( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante
approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work.” It ends with,
“and you’re a stupid person for suggesting it…”, with much frivolity
One of my favorite news sites on the Web is Chortler.com, which calls itself
a satirical online newspaper. Every day, they come up with great stories
such as this: “A report a team of sociologists has found that Jason
Alexander, a complete unknown just days ago, has started a whole new wave
in wedding trends – everyone will be married to Britney Spears for 15
minutes.” The site doesn’t dwell merely on entertainment news, however,
digging equally into candidates from Democrats to Republicans and events
both large and small. (“Pretzel attack planned before September 11, Paul
Here’s a Flash game that’s sure to infuriate the most environmentally sensitive
among you, but also provide a lot of fun for everyone else. Save Them Goldfish!
is a challenge to your mouse-hand coordination. You, a hard-working student,
return to your dorm room to find that your slovenly roommate has decided
your pet goldfish would make tasty snacks. You open your door just as
he’s tossing your fishy friends into a hot frying pan, one at a time. You
must snare the wriggling fishies with your mouse and drag them back into
their goldfish bowl before they roast. After you’ve saved a few, your
roommate starts dropping them into the pan two at a time, and things get
more interesting from there.
Much of what happens on the Internet is invisible to the naked eye, so it’s
nice to see a site that reveals the hidden structure to us visually.
If you’re stuck for a last-minute Christmas present for a loved one, they
could do worse than to receive this almost-life-size Homer Simpson replica.
His outstretched hand holds a can of beer (you provide a can of your choice) –
great if you need a cupholder.
It may not be freezing in your part of the world this month – but, if not,
you can create some big flakes with a terrific Flash movie called
The Little Snow Globe.
One of the funniest pages on the Web right now is “Stone’s Worst Album Covers
Ever.” It’s a compendium of vinyl record jackets that somehow survived
the ’70s and are now immortalized in a kind of blogger purgatory.
Whatever you may think about “Matrix Revolutions” – the final installment of the
Matrix trilogy, which is in theatres now – I’m sure you’ll find that
“The Meatrix” is a lot funnier.
With All Hallows Eve coming, it’s the perfect time for Web sites with creepy crawly
things that slither in the night. Fortunately for us, scary Web sites aren’t <
i>all infested with computer viruses and worms. One of the best for
Hallowe’en ghoulishness is Bloody Finger Mail (left), a unique free service
that you can play with to your heart’s content.
One of the funniest animations I’ve seen has recently come along
to help us have a wacky day.