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    Caption Contest

    The Lounge can be the judge. Points awarded as follows:
    1 point = for generating a smile <img src=/S/smile.gif border=0 alt=smile width=15 height=15>
    5 points = for making someone laugh out loud <img src=/S/laugh.gif border=0 alt=laugh width=15 height=15>
    15 points = for making someone spew a beverage <img src=/S/hosed.gif border=0 alt=hosed width=73 height=24>
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    Re: Caption Contest

    The green berets quickly rounded up the escapee from the clone lab.

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    The brains behind the chip no fat scam - big mac- has finally been captured hiding out in a cache of squirrel nuts deep in the forrest
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    Re: Caption Contest

    Clown Nabbed While Attempting To Pass Along Secret Sauce Recipe To Undercover CIA Agents

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    Re: Caption Contest

    Ronald still thinks he can fly after his "special sauce" party got busted.
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    Re: Caption Contest

    Unhappy with the quality of their sundaes, angry customers show Ronald their own interpretation of "crushed nuts".

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    Re: Caption Contest

    Authorities announced that Ronald MacDonald, the spokesclown for MacDonald's Hamburgers, was arrested on sexual harrassment charges. The charges stem from an alleged attempt by Ronald to lure Wendy, of Wendy's Burger chain, to Central Park with the enticement of giving her a 'Big Mac' with 'Special Sauce'. The police were said to have received a tip on this from an unnamed source although our sources say that they believe that The King from Burger King may have been involved.

    A public statement was offered by MacDonald's that said "It is truly sad when good clowns go bad. Our hearts go out to Ronald's family, especially all the little fries. They intend to help Ronald as much as they can but that his actions were not condoned by MacDonald's management".
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    Re: Caption Contest

    Security officers haul away Ronald! They say Ronald did nothing wrong, but he is so <img src=/w3timages/censored.gif alt=censored border=0> annoying they could stand it no longer.

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    Re: Caption Contest

    "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
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    "Mr R MacDonald, 38, was arrested by FDA operatives for selling food substitutes to minors."
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    Re: Caption Contest

    Honest Officer, It wasn't me ... it was the Hamburglar. You can find him in the Hamburger Patch.

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    Re: Caption Contest

    Come on guys...quit clowning around.

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    Re: Caption Contest

    Wahh! I had a lapse in memory. You can't lock me up for singing this little ditty:

    Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce…
    Special orders don’t upset us…
    All we ask is that you let us…
    Serve it your way…
    Have it your way…
    Have it your way…

    The officers didn't enjoy Ronald McDonald singing this little ditty because it's a jingle belonging to <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">Burger King</span hide>

    John

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