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    I usually delete the spam which gets quarantined by our anti-spam software at work, but I found this message sufficiently amusing to share with you. I especially enjoyed hearing about that major piece of software, the Microsoft computer ballot system (MCBS). My workers are celating already!


    WESTERN CANADA LOTTERY CORPORATION
    ###########################################

    Today, we announce the 10 lucky winners of the WESTERN
    CANADA LOTTERY CORPORATION WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 12th,
    MARCH 2009 Your company, your personal, your industry
    e-mail address, attached to the Chip Number: 9465021, won
    in the sixth lottery category 008. Your email address has
    brought you an unexpected luck, please read through this
    message. See names of winners below, you are at the sixth
    position of ten, you are so lucky to be one.


    WINNERS:
    (1) Martin G. Henderson, (2) Julius Basil, (3) Northern
    Woods Jr. (4)Michael firths L. (5) Kenneth Edger Andrea.(6)
    You(CONGRATULATIONS), (7) Elizabet A.Herrera, (8) Patricia
    Hints, (9) Lee Chung Smiths JR.. (10)Rodriguez Gonzalez.

    You are therefore been approved to come to Canada for an interview
    or the new job that are out there in our country now, you will tell us
    the one you can be able to do for us to see what you can do with your life
    congratulation once again.
    you are required to pay some little clearance for your interview and your
    ticket is noting but $600.00 .six hundred us dollars only no other money
    required and two copy of you passport and your guarding passport .

    file REF NO: M154S/WL04. And WESTERN CANADA (LOTTERY) CHIPS
    NO: 9465021, you are the sixth lucky winner of the total
    winners of 10. You all won from different country .

    All the 10 participants were selected through our Microsoft
    computer ballot system (MCBS) drawn from each continent, as
    part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions
    Program, to promote the use of ELECTRONIC MAILS (E-MAILS)
    all over the World and to promote the use of Western
    Office. Your payment in the work you will love to do in six chances have
    been insured with the manager of the company you are working for and
    where you will live .
    payment centers based in Europe & America, with your REF NO:
    M154S/WL04. to pay this stated money writing to you that you will pay in
    the money), you must first, reply to this notification with
    the Requirements for Processing and remittance of
    your winning.

    Do contact us at once with all the requirements
    below. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
    complications.

    Requirements:

    1. Full Name:..........................
    2.Address:..............................
    3.Nationality:........................
    4. Age:............Date of Birth:.......
    5.Occupation:..........................
    6. Phone:...........Phone 2:................Fax:....
    7. State of Origin:...............Country:.......
    8.Sex:.................
    reply to nollydedon@xxx.com or nollydedon@yyy.com

    The above requirements are needed to proceed. Be free and
    fast to send the above details to avoid delay in Celation of
    your WORKERS.

    BEST REGARDS
    Secretary
    Prof. NOLLY SMITH

    WARNING!!!
    ANY MAIL RECEIVED OF THIS SUCH WITH ANY OTHER TRADE MARK OR
    ADDRESS SHOULD BE FORWARDED TO US IMMEDIATELY; THIS WILL
    HELP US TO FIGHT LOTTERY IMPOSTER'S. THANK YOU FOR YOUR
    ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
    BATcher

    Time prevents everything happening all at once...

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    "The above requirements are needed to proceed. Be free and
    fast to send the above details to avoid delay in Celation of
    your WORKERS."


    That has always been my motto.....Be Free and Fast.

    I do agree that whenever I tried to delay the Celation of my workers...they did get very mad...
    So....I think I will pay the "little clearance for my interview......."
    Michael

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