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2009-03-31, 16:12 #1
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- Jun 2002
- Cape Cod, Massachusetts, USA
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A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Wyoming, and talks with
an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.
The old rancher says, Okay, but do not go in that field
over there as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I
have the authority of the Federal Government with me. Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly
displays it to the farmer.
See this badge? This badge means I am allowed
to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close behind by the
rancher's prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
officer, and it seems likely that he'll get horned before he reaches
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs.
"Your badge! Show him your badge!"BOB
Long ago, there was a time when men cursed and beat on the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft.
Today it is called golf!
2009-03-31, 16:51 #2
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