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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What Are You Doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting Flies" he responded.

    "Oh ! Killing any?" she asked.

    "Yep, Three Males, And Two Females So Far" he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"



    He responded, "Three Were On The Mountain Dew Can, And Two Were On The Phone.
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    I thought that you could determine the sex by pulling down the fly?
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    [quote name='gwhitfield' post='776528' date='22-May-2009 19:57']I thought that you could determine the sex by pulling down the fly?[/quote]
    Not always.
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    [quote name='gwhitfield' post='776528' date='22-May-2009 20:57']I thought that you could determine the sex by pulling down the fly?[/quote]
    You don't "pull them down", you "download" them, then "unzip" them.

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    On the other hand, you can determine the sex of a chromosone by pulling down its genes.
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