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    Programming Nihilism
    Dim Everything as Object

    If Everything Is Nothing Then
    MsgBox "This is a paradox of the Object-Oriented universe."
    End If

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    Sub and Function Names

    Sub MachineGun ()
    Sub Stitute ()
    Sub Marine ()
    Sub Human ()
    Function Ality ()

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    Declaration Statements
    Dim Lotus(1 To 3)
    Dim Wit, TheLights
    Public Exposure
    Dim Julian As Boolean, King As String, Kong As Long
    Dim BaseballCards As New Collection
    Dim Mouthful as Byte
    Dim Dewey As Decimal
    Dim DatingService As Single
    Public Nudity As Graphic
    Dim Trouble As Double
    Static Cling, Electricity
    Dim Rope as String
    Dim Bones, Bones, DryBones
    ReDim HisRights

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    VBA Statements
    If IsMissing(InAction) Then GoTo MilkCarton

    If IsNull(Warranty) And Void Then BuyaNew1

    Cocktail = Abs(Vodka)

    SendKeys "Because I'm locked out"

    Synergy = Whole > Application.Sum(ItsParts)

    Brightness = Array("of", "light")

    Yield = Right(OfWay, 2)

    Perfect10 = DateValue(Tiffany)

    If(IsEmpty(Head)) Then GoTo School

    WoodenHouse = Log(Cabin)

    Kill("SomeTime")

    Heart = Val(Entine)

    RaiseEvent Hell

    Brittney = Space(Cadet)

    Seek(AndYeShallFind)

    Lonely = Left(Out, 1)

    OnWithThe.Show

    DeadActor = Dir("WoodKirby")

    Call MeACab(Hansom)

    Application.Run "Away"

    GoodIdea.Copy

    Wallpaper.Paste

    Range("HomeOnThe").Activate

    Lubricant = Shell("\Oil")

    Mismatch = Round(Sqr(Peg), 0)

    Actor = Val(Kilmer)

    Map = Rand(McNally)

    GoTo Jail

    Do
    Walk Backwards
    Loop Until Christmas
    Jerry

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    [quote name='Jezza' post='777414' date='29-May-2009 10:00'][snip]
    GoTo Jail
    [snip][/quote]

    Oh dear! What about Dijkstra's seminal paper "GoTo Statement Considered Harmful"?
    BATcher

    Time prevents everything happening all at once...

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    [quote name='BATcher' post='777418' date='29-May-2009 06:18']Oh dear! What about Dijkstra's seminal paper GoTo Statement Considered Harmful[/url]"?[/quote]
    Er,
    That's jezza theory, isn't it?
    We can read Moore at Post 194254, Post 456244] and Post 712725.

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