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    Or, to put it another way, a very old joke resurfaces....


    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."

    Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

    Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"

    Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You lost an eye just from birdsh*t?"

    Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

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