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Thread: My Aches And Pains
2009-11-09, 19:22 #1
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- Oct 2001
- Lexington, Kentucky, USA
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I was sitting outside the nursing home yesterday with one of the elderly residents, having a smoke and enjoying the fall Kentucky weather.
As is typical in such moments, I was bemoaning my old guy's aches and pains, shortness of breath and being tired all the time. I turned to my friend and asked: "You're a bit older than I am, How do YOU feel?"
He said, without hesitation, "I feel like a newborn baby!"
Somewhat surprised, I told him that I didn't understand that newborn baby statement.
Without a moment of hesitation he replied: "Yeah, no teeth, no hair and I think I just WET my pants!"