I was sitting outside the nursing home yesterday with one of the elderly residents, having a smoke and enjoying the fall Kentucky weather.

As is typical in such moments, I was bemoaning my old guy's aches and pains, shortness of breath and being tired all the time. I turned to my friend and asked: "You're a bit older than I am, How do YOU feel?"

He said, without hesitation, "I feel like a newborn baby!"

Somewhat surprised, I told him that I didn't understand that newborn baby statement.

Without a moment of hesitation he replied: "Yeah, no teeth, no hair and I think I just WET my pants!"

Case closed...