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    I recently went for a checkup with my cardiologist and after finishing his examination, he said:
    "I can't find the exact cause of your trouble, Mr. Hoffman, but it's probably due to drinking too much beer!"

    So I looked at the Doc and replied:
    "Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, Doc. I'll just come back when you're sober!"

    Now I'm gonna have to find a new cardiologist!


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    Always good to hear that one again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BATcher View Post
    Always good to hear that one again!
    OK wise guy! If you like that one and knowing what you can see in my avatar about my age, and since I'm on a medical kick, try this one on for size:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigaldoc View Post
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    Obviously a High Stakes game! Next thing you know someone is going to raise with an electric scooter!
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