I recently went for a checkup with my cardiologist and after finishing his examination, he said:
"I can't find the exact cause of your trouble, Mr. Hoffman, but it's probably due to drinking too much beer!"
So I looked at the Doc and replied:
"Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, Doc. I'll just come back when you're sober!"
Now I'm gonna have to find a new cardiologist!