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    My daughter has just informed me that my great-grandson (age 2 +) has discovered the first name of God.

    Our father Howard in heaven.
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    Good one Don. Funny though, I always thought it was "Our Father who Art in Heaven,...."
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    My son always thought it was 'Our Father Who Art In The Recliner'
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    On the subject of religion. This is my prayer:

    Dear Lord, thou sayest in thy teachings that quote, 'The meek shall inherit the Earth' unquote. Well, what I'd really like to knoweth is, when?

    I dost consider that I hast been very meek indeed up to now, even to the point where people keep accusing me of being an apathetic wimp. In spite of this, all I hast inherited thus far is five hundred smackers when mine uncle went to sitteth at thy right hand (we hope).

    Now I knowest it's all a matter of relativity and that, to many of the multitude, this sum is an awful lot of shekels. I must admiteth that the cash didst cometh in handy but, in this humble servants opinion, five hundred quid isn't really 'The Earth'. A couple more zero's and perhaps we're talking turkey.

    Couldst thou please showeth me in thy divine fashion how I might be even meeker so I canst inheriteth a good bit more.

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