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    The Italian and The Irishman...

    An ITALIAN and a IRISHMAN entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the IRISHMAN stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the IRISHMAN said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

    ITALIAN replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

    So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The ITALIAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar. " The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"

    The ITALIAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

    You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN.........
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    Good One
    Thanks John
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    So true! You can't beat an Italian...I'm going back to Italia (c) lol

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    Although very funny, it depends on whether you are Irish or Italian.

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