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    Dying for a little H2O

    A man rushes into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. Instead, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says thank you and walks out.

    Explain what just happened.

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    The bartender pulled out a water gun.

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    Di-hydrogen monoxide is nasty stuff, it kills thousands every year, is used in nuclear reactors and nasty industrial processes, causes major erosion and major infrastructure damage.

    cheers, Paul

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    You're referring to DMHO.

    This is about H2O.
    Last edited by jwoods; 2015-06-19 at 02:26.

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    Nope!

    cheers, Paul

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    DHMO -water - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

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    jwoods,

    Clever, but he only pointed it at him. Not correct answer.

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    The man had hiccups.

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    Way to go Idaho!!!!

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