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    Murder-whodunnit?

    As you know, a few years ago I was a Policeman working the streets of a very rough inner city area, shooting, stabbings and vicious fights were common place (especially the latter two). I was commended for an award after an arrest that I made whilst still in my probation....the story goes like this:

    I was on patrol just after the pubs had closed and was wandering around my beat near a couple of local trouble spots when there was a loud bang which sounded like a gun shot,silence fell around the scene (it is funny that!) and then I heard a shout "He killed me!". Running down a side street and calling on my radio for assistance I ran to where I thought the gunshot had come from. Now it appears that the area response car had got to the scene just before me and were talking to two people. Near them was a person lying on the floor obviously dead, a gunshot to the chest, blood everywhere and a bloodied Browning 9mm pistol with a spent cartridge lying on the floor near the hand of the deceased.

    The area response car team were doing a good job and interviewing the two "witnesses". Now it transpires the two "witnesses" were a surgeon and an anaethetist from the local hospital and the dead person was a Midwife from the maternity unit at the said hospital. The CID (investigators) came to the scene and were baffled to who could have shot he midwife as the surgeon and the anaethetist both denied it and they were about to arrest them both for suspicion of murder when I stepped in and arrested the anaethetist. Why?
    Jerry

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    Re: Murder-whodunnit?

    <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">The surgeon was a female</span hide>
    Ed
    "Somebody left the cork out of my lunch." - W. C. Fields

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    Re: Murder-whodunnit?

    <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">The surgeon was a woman</span hide>?

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    Re: Murder-whodunnit?

    Well done, Ed

    You can have a [choccy bar] and Hans as you were just behind him you didn't want [Kendal mint cake] yesterday, I can offer you an [Australian Cricket Trophy Cabinet] <img src=/S/whisper.gif border=0 alt=whisper width=29 height=17>Unwanted by previous owner
    Jerry

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    Re: Murder-whodunnit?

    <img src=/S/hmmn.gif border=0 alt=hmmn width=15 height=15> Yesterday some candy that had been gathering dust on your shelves, now a trophy cabinet dumped by someone else. Wonder what my next prize will be...

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