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    Telegrams

    Since telegrams cost by the word, phonetically similar messages can be cheaper.
    See if you can decipher these extreme cases:

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    UTICA CHANSON MIGRATE INVENTION ANNUAL KNOBBY SORRY IN FACTUAL BEEN CLOVER.

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    WEED LICHEN ICE CHEST FOREARM OTHER DISGUISE DELIMIT.

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    CANCEL MYOCARDIA ITS INFORMAL FUNCTION.

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    YEARN AFFIX, LOST UKASE, UGANDA JAIL, CONSERVE TENURES YACHT APPEAL.

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    EYELET SHEILA INDIA HOUSE SHEILAS TURKEY.

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    BOB STILT SEA, CANTANKEROUS BOAT, HUMUS GOAD IMMORTAL DECOS GUARD.

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    MARY SINBAD SHEER TOURNEY AUGUSTA WIND NOCTURNE TOOTHBRUSH.

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    WHINE YOSEMITE NAMES SOY CAN PHILATELIST.

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    ALBEIT DETRACT UNIVERSE EDIFY MUSTAFA TICKET TICKET IN.
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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    Re: Telegrams

    5 <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">I let Sheila in their house; she lost her key</span hide>

    I know the rest <img src=/S/wink.gif border=0 alt=wink width=15 height=15>
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    Re: Telegrams

    Nothing difficult. Just a bit of light relief.
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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    Re: Telegrams

    1] <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold"> You take a chance on my great invention and you'll not be sorry. In fact you'll be in clover. </span hide>

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    Re: Telegrams

    I'm sure I will! <img src=/S/thumbup.gif border=0 alt=thumbup width=15 height=15>
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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    Re: Telegrams

    2 - <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">We'd like a nice chest for our mother. The sky's the limit.</span hide>

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    Re: Telegrams

    <img src=/S/thumbup.gif border=0 alt=thumbup width=15 height=15>
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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    Re: Telegrams

    4 - <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">you're in a fix, lost your case, you goin to jail, can serve ten years y'aught to appeal</span hide>

    9 - <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">I'll be at the track you never said if you must have a ticket to get in</span hide>

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    Re: Telegrams

    <img src=/S/bullseye.gif border=0 alt=bullseye width=45 height=15> Bryan!
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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    6. <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold"> Bob's still at sea, can't anchor his boat, you must go aid him or tell the coast guard </span hide>

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    Re: Telegrams

    3. <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">Can't sell my old car its in for malfunction.</span hide>

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    Re: Telegrams

    Bryan and Preston, another two bite the dust.
    <font color=blue><font face="Script MT Bold"><big>Rob</big></font face=script></font color=blue>

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