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    Fright Night

    Mrs J was restless one night and was getting rather fed up with Jezza Bear's continual snoring. She got out of bed and decided to go downstairs and read a book when she got to the bottom of the stairs in the log cabin she saw this horrible sight, screamed and shouted

    " HELP ME, HELP ME, IT'S A MONSTER"

    Jezza Bear ran downstairs to come to Mrs J's assistance armed with his trusty chainsaw and when he saw what Mrs J was frightened about burst out laughing " You silly old she bear there is nothing to be worried about go back to bed"

    Jezza Bear took a picture of the "monster" What had Mrs J been frightened of?
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    Re: Fright Night

    If you have <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">ultraviolet lighting</span hide> downstairs in the log cabin, then it could be <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">the collar of a shirt</span hide>

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    Re: Fright Night

    Hmmm, a fine imagination, I see what you mean..buuutt no, sorry
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    Re: Fright Night

    Kinda looks like <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold"> a shadow of a lamp, framed by the drapery </span hide>
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    Re: Fright Night

    Not a bad guess <img src=/S/whisper.gif border=0 alt=whisper width=29 height=17><small>It is a commonly used electrical appliance<small>
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    Re: Fright Night

    Would <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">a mirror</span hide> have something to do with it?

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    Re: Fright Night

    <img src=/S/nope.gif border=0 alt=nope width=15 height=15>

    <img src=/S/whisper.gif border=0 alt=whisper width=29 height=17>I could give you a clue but it may get me into hot water
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    Re: Fright Night

    Since it is a commonly used appliance, I will guess <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">A neon brassiere?</span hide>

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    Re: Fright Night

    <img src=/S/nuts.gif border=0 alt=nuts width=15 height=15> Cor you Americans, everything is big and neon over there <img src=/S/laugh.gif border=0 alt=laugh width=15 height=15>

    Commonly used!!!!!

    I am off for <img src=/S/coffeetime.gif border=0 alt=coffeetime width=32 height=48>

    <img src=/S/whisper.gif border=0 alt=whisper width=29 height=17>There is a clue there <img src=/S/grin.gif border=0 alt=grin width=15 height=15>
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    Re: Fright Night

    So have you got a <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">glow in the dark kettle</span hide> then?

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    Re: Fright Night

    OK, it's an esoteric <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">kettle</span hide> which you have fashioned out of an old <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold">lava lamp</span hide>?

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    Re: Fright Night

    it looks like the base of a blender
    <img src=/w3timages/blueline.gif width=33% height=2>
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    Re: Fright Night

    OK then it is <span style="background-color: #FFFF00; color: #FFFF00; font-weight: bold"> coffee pot shadow???</span hide> interesting shape/design for it though
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    Re: Fright Night

    Well done sir, you can also have a [cup of coffee] Here is the answer, it was my very new and posh kettle. After it boils a blue neon light goes on and shines through the water. Mrs J was watching from edge on...
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    Re: Fright Night

    Thank you, I needed a refill <img src=/S/coffeetime.gif border=0 alt=coffeetime width=32 height=48>
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