College alumnus has the last laugh
Stewart actually, somehow, graduated from this selfsame college 20 years ago, and he’s back with a vengeance. From his very first words — “Thank you, Mr. President, I had forgotten how crushingly dull these ceremonies are.” — he didn’t disappoint.
Remarking on his own selection, Stewart said, “When I think back to the people that have been in this position before me from Benjamin Franklin to Queen Noor of Jordan, I can’t help but wonder what has happened to this place,” adding, “As an alumnus, I have to say I believe we can do better.”
It just rolls on from there. Oh, those college days… More info
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