How to make eating truly mindless

The food lifter By Stephanie Small

Let’s face it: there are times when eating is just a drudge. Who cares about flavor — just get it down as quickly as possible. Don’t you wish there were a gadget to speed up the task?



Well, now there is! Watch this hilarious “commercial” advertising a portable conveyer belt that delivers food directly to your mouth. No hands, no exertion required. You’ll either want to order it immediately or give up eating altogether! Play the video

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