It beats (ahem) ice-cold showers

Erik weiner By Katy Abby

Internet dating services have become overwhelmingly popular in our technologically savvy age. We are constantly inundated with advertisements featuring happy, loving couples who allegedly met online. If you believe the hype, everyone seems to be finding the love of their life via the Internet … everyone except Erik Weiner.

This hilarious rap rehashes Erik’s failed attempts to find love on the Web — or even a date — as well as the activity he’s driven to when the Internet just doesn’t seem to hold a love connection for him. (Warning: adult language.) It’s all right, Erik, we’ve all been there. Play the video