Giving up on society? Get one of these!

woman on couch By Katy Abby

Every few years, a product comes along that is inexplicably popular. Despite tedious advertising, a questionable concept, and mediocre value, consumers hand over their hard-earned dollars with reckless abandon to own the next hot-ticket item. One such phenomenon is the subject of this hilarious infomercial parody.

Before you start thinking about snuggling up on the couch with one of these plush pieces, listen carefully to what the narrator’s saying. Your self-esteem — and social life — may depend on it! (Warning: the video contains strong language.) Play the video


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